Toilet Troubles..

Thomas today used the bathroom and is calling to me " I have a problem! " I'm like what's wrong?" he says you need to wipe my hiney! - and we go back and forth about how he's a big boy and he's 4 years old and he can wipe his own hiney now- , so I hear this big sigh and hear alright alright , I'll do it, I'll do it", lol {nutjob..} couple minutes pass , I hear the toilet flush, and I hear him say " uhh mom? I have a problem again.." I say what's up?" he says the toilets broken!' and low and behold, I go in the bathroom, and theres water goin all over the bathroom floor! Man! I asked him , whad you do??! he says his classic, "nothing..." I said how much toilet paper did you use? he says " umm just a little bit" I said little bit my but! I just put a fresh roll on there and its half gone! and its the charmin kind that absorbs like a cotton ball the size a Texas! UGGH! So Thankfully the hose is on the other side of the tub outside. so I had to bring the hose inside , snake into the pipe, turn on the water full blast and force the clog down the pipe with the water ,cause not draino nor bleach or nothin was uncloggin his ton a toilet paper he tried to flush down that toilet- I told him from now on a little dab'll do ya! not too big not too small! sheesh all he had to say was "yess maam im sorry- now why do I feel so horrible? we've all done it- he's gonna be the death a me- LOL my lIl stinker!he learned his lesson though! - now when he sees me goin to use the bathroom - he goes "you use the bafroom mommy? ? i say "yup, be right back " he says not too much ok?' LOL oh boy., I created a monster! LOL
__________________"ol family trick my dad used to do while living in a family with 3 girls and {my mom , my sister and I - {there were him and my brothers but they had their own messes and horses of other colors we'll say}with the bunch of us always throwin the tampons down the toilet- instead of the garbage- he was forever throwin the hose down the toilet if you know what I mean.. so I just took that trick with me when i moved out. lol Thanks dad! I owe ya one! ;)
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